The Egyptian way
Even ancient Egyptians were obsessed with the pursuit of hairiness it would seem, with both men and women not only wearing wigs, but also false beards!
For those individuals struck down by the plight of hair loss, a less than pleasant potion awaited them. According to a medical Egyptian text which date back to 1550 BC, the Ebers Papyrus, there were a few accepted cures for baldness. All involved the topical application of a mixture to the scalp. Patients could select from porcupine hair boiled in water and left on the scalp for 4 days, female greyhound leg fried in oil with a donkey hoof, or a combination of the fats from a hippo, tomcat, snake, ibex and crocodile.
No exact data exists to determine how effective they were. But it’s reasonable to assume it was a less than satisfactory outcome.